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Synopsis of “The Boozerville Cavalcade”

Between the tidal estuaries of the Pumicestone Passage in southern Queensland, and the wild ranges to its west, lies the mythical village of Boozerville together with its adjacent provinces. Unmarked on most official maps, unseen and unimagined by those who drive quickly through it on their way to the popular tourist destinations, it is a region steeped in myth and history, where legends of fabled peoples and strange beings still hold sway over the lives of its inhabitants.

This story revolves around the Boozerville Cavalcade, a brave but ill-considered attempt by its Bush Fire Brigade to go to the aid of their colleagues in the Canberra fires of 2003, and its rapid descent into chaos and disgrace. The book consists mainly of transcripts of conversations by local observers.

Also included are current and historical tales of The Coochin Fens, settled 2000 years ago by sea-borne raiders from South East Asia, as well as anecdotes of the stately home of Langley Hall, and the less salubrious Blue Moose Bar and Grill in Maleny.

The book’s main character is the unassuming and sorely put upon Constable Ben, Chief Fire Officer and draught horse of the Brigade.

A comprehensive set of maps is included, as well as an index of significant places, and excerpts from local newspapers. These should provide valuable reference material for serious students of Australian history and folklore, and in particular, previously unpublished details of the The Lost City of Campbellville, discovered by Forestry workers in the 1990s.

One bizarre feature of this book is a cobbled-together attempt by the author to justify his claims of the existence of Boozerville.

The author acknowledges with respect the assistance and more than adequate conviviality provided by the descendants of the Traditional Invaders of the region, in particular “Captain” Jacko Wilson.

This book is not recommended for reading by Reality TV competitors and spelling contestants, and readers are strongly advised not to emulate the practices of members of the Boozerville Volunteer Bush Fire Brigade in either their official or unofficial capacities.

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